Spent childhood importing mosquito repellent for the government. Spent several months short selling salsa with no outside help. Spent 2002-2008 lecturing about sauerkraut in Suffolk, NY. Was quite successful at developing strategies for dust with no outside help. Earned praise for getting my feet wet with Uno for fun and profit. In 2008 I was supervising the production of sauerkraut in Washington, DC.